Rocky enriches all our lives by showing us a snake’s private parts.

Born 17th April 1986

Hometown: Savar Kundla, Gujarat

Height: 5 feet

Preference in women: Women who are taller than him (All women, basically)

Last song he will listen to before he dies: Yeh Nayen Dare Dare by Hemant Kumar (will probably also be the cause of death)

Ultimate fantasy: To catch a King Cobra. Or a black Mamba.

Last purchase: Mishti Dahi

Favourite Movie: Sholay

After spending 20 minutes with Rocky trying to elicit interesting answers out of him, we have come to the conclusion that there is nothing of any interest to anyone in Rocky’s life. Except for the fact that he likes to catch snakes. Here’s a picture of Rocky showing us what he does on the weekends.

Some people like to sit on a deck chair with a beer and watch television on Sundays. Some, wear pajamas and get brutally assaulted. Mohit hasn’t turned up with any shiners at office as yet, so we assume he’s the one dishing it out. In this video we see the instructor preparing to violently attack a roof tile positioned carefully on Mohit’s belly.

For reasons unknown, he doesn’t have the rest of the video. But for those of you who can’t bear the suspense, the story ends with the tile shattered and Captain Jayal shaking debris off his pjs. At least, that’s what Mohit tells us.

Some of Shuchi’s pics from the Himalayan Rally 2008. After prolonged interrogation Shuchi sheepishly admitted that she finished 1st in the women’s category.

with zuzer

with sid lo during an earlier jaunt

We’re big fans of the Japanese. They’re weird, in a stellar way, if the stereotypes are to be believed. They sleep in capsules and buy schoolgirl knickers from vending machines. Their houses are made of paper and they get their kicks eating raw fish and trimming shrubs. Here’s something to add to that list. They’re fascinated by avar-wown thamizh soopar-shtar Rajnikanth and Rajni films have been running to packed houses since the late nineties. Here’s a hilarious trailer we found while dredging the far reaches of the net.

kamakshi, sahiba and nusrat share a facebook moment

the man, the myth, the legend.

bring on the tequila

tom and joe distract bhushan from business. but only for a brief second.

sunil, resident boy scout, helps an old lady to the bar.

the picture says it all